Doctors Orders
My doctor called today. Said I needed to lower my cholesterol which is just a smidge above normal.
His recommendation: Low fat diet and moderate exercise on a daily basis.
My response: Said "OK, definitely. I'll change my lifestyle immediately."
Dinner tonight: Large combo pizza with all the trimmings, plus some anchovies. I figure pizza is low fat, and does represent the 4 food groups, one of which is beer.
Wait a minute. Do you really need any other food groups besides pizza and beer? OK, maybe sushi once a week, but that's about it. OK, and maybe some plum wine and/or Courvosier.
His recommendation: Low fat diet and moderate exercise on a daily basis.
My response: Said "OK, definitely. I'll change my lifestyle immediately."
Dinner tonight: Large combo pizza with all the trimmings, plus some anchovies. I figure pizza is low fat, and does represent the 4 food groups, one of which is beer.
Wait a minute. Do you really need any other food groups besides pizza and beer? OK, maybe sushi once a week, but that's about it. OK, and maybe some plum wine and/or Courvosier.
posted by Some Guy at 6:27 PM
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