This is What Happens

When you stretch your ears out.

Robins in December??

This is just plain WEIRD. I had a flock of some 50 or so robins show up in my yard today. They should be WAY south for the winter. I don't understand. Anyway, I took some pictures of them to prove that they were here. Of course, these could be pics from last spring, but they aren't.

New Year Resolutions, part II

I guess it's that time of year again, when we all must make some sort of new year's resolution. Here go mine:
1) Never kiss a marmot, unless it is a really cute marmot
2) Try to avoid suicide, unless it seems like a good idea
3) Wipe, usually
4) Try not to offer to wipe other people
5) Don't get molested by priests
6) Try to get molested by Michelle Pfeiffer
7) Get a pony. A really shiny one
8) Eat more fish
9) Bathe at least fortnightly
10) Pretend, at least once a week, that I'm a very very small creature and can scurry under furniture without anyone noticing, and practice it
11) Take more photos and become famous for doing so
12) Follow Earnest Hemingway's lead.

Me Mother and her Cat

I like this shot of me mum.

Feng Shui